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FROM THE DESK OF JAMES KUKU THE BANK MANAGER, UNION BANK PLC .

DEAR SIR/MADAM, I WISH TO SOLICITE YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ASSIST ME WITH A SOLUTION TO A MONEY TRANSFER OF THIRTY FIVE MILLION DOLLAR (US$35,OO0,000.00).MY NAME IS JAMES KUKU,THE BANK MANAGER UNION BANK PLC.I GOT YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS VIA THE INTERNATIONAL INFORMATION EXCHANGE BUREAU OF MY COUNTRY,IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTED FOREIGN PARTNER FOR THIS BENEFICIAL BUSSINESS DEAL. A BUSSINESSMAN BY NAME (LATE JAY SANTOS),LEFT A CLOSING BALANCE OF (US$35,000,000.00),WITH MY BANK BEFORE HIS DEATH IN THE RECENT BOMB EXPLOSION IN LAGOS, NIGERIA.WHICH SAD EVENT TOOK PLACE ON THE 27TH OF JANUARY 2002. AFTER THE DEATH OF LATE JAY SANTOS,I DISCOVERED AS I WAS GOING THROUGH HIS FILES,THAT HE PRESENTED NOBODY AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO HIS FUND, IT WAS QUITE UNFORTUNATE THAT THE EXPLOSION CLAIMED THE LIVES OF THE ENTIRE FAMILIES, AS THERE WAS KNOW SURVIVOR. AFTER SERIOUS INVESTIGATIONS,I FOUND OUT THAT THERE WAS NOBODY LEFT TO CLAIM THIS MONEY,AND IF THE MONEY IS KEPT IN THE BANK FOR A SPECIFIC TIME,THE BOARD OF DIRECTORSWILLL PROCEED TO ABSORBE IT INTO THE BANKS RESERVES ,IT WASCONSEQUENT TO THIS THAT I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU,TO FRONT YOURSELVES AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE MONEY,FOR THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT ALL NECCESSARY ARRANGEMENTS HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACETO ENSURE THE SUCCESS OF THIS TRANSACTION,I WILL USE MY POSITION IN THE BANK TO EFFECT THE TRANSFER.THE NECCESSARY BACK UP DOCUMENT THAT YOU WILL NEED FOR THE CLAIM WILL BE PUT IN PLACE AND FORWARDED TO THE APPROPRATE QUARTERS AS SOON AS WE BEGIN THE TRANSACTION. I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY THAT WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US,AS WE WILL LIVE TO BE HAPPY AFTER THE CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION, ALL I NEED IS YOUR MUTUAL SUPPORT,COMMITEMENT,CONFIDENTIALITY AND TRUST.I HAVE RESOLVED TO COMPESATE YOUR INVOLVEMENT WITH 30% OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT REMMITED,WE SHALL KEEP 60% AND 10% FOR TAXES AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES. YOU ARE TO PROVIDE ME WITH A SAFE ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUNDS WILL BE TRANSFERED,SECONDLY I WILL NEED YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION. I INTEND TO CONSUMATE THESE TRANSACTION WITHIN THE SHORTEST POSSIBLE TIME BASED ON YOUR CO-OPERATION AND SUPPORT.CONTACT ME VIA EMAIL[jameskuku2000@yahoo.com]

REGARDS. JAMES KUKU Me encantan los hoaxes.No me gustaban cuando tenia mi cuenta de Hotmail(2.5 Mb,el horrorrrr)pero ahora con 1000 de Gmail,una bonita interfaz de usuario,y mas capacidad de entendimiento que hace 2 años,me dan mucha risa.Jameskuku2000 me ofrece........35 millones de dolares!!!Omaigod!Con eso me compro esos calcetines umbro que deseo desde siempre!Jjajajajaj!.el principal robela es que esto es un spam flagrante,y ademas malhecho.Ejemplos: SOLICITE YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ASSIST ME Algo chafa,no creen?Y una redundancia que solicite mi asistencia para que le asista.Su ingles es pesimo.Ademas,primero me pide mi asistencia,y despues lo que me pide es,facil y simple,que reciba 35 millones de dolares.Chale,ya no tengo tiempo,pero que les parece el spam?